1. Juno – God, how painful it was to watch them try sooooooooo fucking hard to be irreverent and precocious. Peter Griffin from Family Guy (a show I despise, but that occasionally has a great quote) says, “it insists upon itself.” Indeed.
2. Cars – have you seen Doc Hollywood? Then you’ve seen Cars. It’s just the Pixar version. Even the toddler was bored after about 15 minutes. Thankfully, I had a dentist appointment to save me from suffering through the whole movie.